1.11 Fatal Lisa
Gary decides he's in love with Lisa and wants to tell her. He also makes a wish that she'll fall in love with the handsomest man in the room. Unfortunately, Wyatt opens the door at that moment and Lisa falls for Wyatt. Wyatt, of course, resists her attempts to bed him and she starts zapping anyone who tries to come between them.
Later, Lisa dresses in a teddi and drapes herself across Wyatt's bed. Chett wanders in and assumes Lisa is a hooker. He is delighted at having caught Wyatt doing something he'll get in trouble for.
"Well, well, well. Looks like Wyatt's having a little pajama party.
[calls outs] Hey, Ma! Guess what? Wyatt brought home a hooker. Really pricey-looking wench, too.
[to Wyatt] How many box tops she set you back, Slim Jim?''
Mom [comes in the room, sees Lisa]: "I'm sorry, you
Chett: "A hundred bucks a night, I'm guessing. Can you run a family
Hee! Chett has all the best lines.
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